Riddles, Jokes, & Puns- Oh my!


What is 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?

A toothbrush, c’mon!

What is a word in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three a female, the first four letters a great man, and the whole word a great woman?


What’s the difference between a knife fight and a dinner party?

About six more glasses of this wine.

You’ll find me once in the morning, twice in the afternoon, but never in the evening- what am I?

The letter o.

What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?


What’s old, white, full-of-shit, old, white, full-of-shit, old, white, and full-of-shit?

Trump on a merry-go-round.


Knock knock jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?


Etch who?



Knock knock

Who’s there?

A little old lady

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!


Knock knock

Who’s there?


KGB who?

We will ask the questions! (said in Russian accent)



I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers? (Too far?)

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